• Teacher: Why did you not study?
• Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

Last day of school:

• Everyone else: I'm gonna miss everyone so much!
• Me: Fuck you all, I'm out bitches!

Great Quotes:

• Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
• Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
• Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
• Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
• Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."